“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
I’m getting a tattoo of Mitch Hedberg. That’s the tattoo I want this week.
I don’t usually tell people to follow blogs, but I just got this new follower, so I checked ‘em out, and this blog is gold. So thank me later
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
I really like learning from the NASM, at least most of this stuff, but getting the formulas to stick lately has been such a pain lately for some reason.
Little bit stressed, and really excited to go on a fishing trip with Dykstra Thursday and Friday. I haven’t seen that guy since early winter. I don’t care about fishing too much, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be in tears from laughing the whole time anyway.
Every single time he always says stuff like “Dude come on, Echo’s pissed I’m taking time off work, so we’re gonna slay ‘em.”
Or “They’re killin’ it out on the lake today, let’s go catch some Muskey! “
We literally never catch a damn thing.